New Halo: Reach commercial is so pretentious we want to gouge out our eyes and rip off our ears (Halo Reach)

Halo is about many things. Monosyllabic space dudes in helmets. Giving someone a thorough teabagging In Team Slayer. Shooting glorified Ewoks in the face. You know what it’s not about? Lingering shots of pensive-looking kids losing their shitting balloons in a heavy handed metaphor about humanity abandoning its innocence during the war with The [...]

Tell the internet you want this shirt (Pac-Man Championship Edition – Xbox Live Arcade)

August is here. That means that it’s going to be hot. I’m not talking hot like it’s hot right now, I mean fuming, scorching, soul blistering hot. That should say one thing to you: T-shirts only. And if you shop for clothes the way we do, your threads may be looking a little [...]